So I was in a hurry the other day when I grabbed a new stick of deodorant (from the grocery store no less), because I'd been out a couple of days and the all-natural mineral-salt crystal-stick back-up just doesn't work like it's supposed to. So I expanded my horizons and grabbed the Old Spice "Red-Zone" deodorant called Swagger."The Red Zone is a bleak, maze-like environment where lasers fire in random directions and the sky is always filled with lightning. Odor never dares enter the Red Zone. The Old Spice man, on the other hand, flourishes in the Red Zone, throwing touchdowns, doing recon and saving females from danger, all while smelling great. Features a controlled scent release through the day and night, like one of those scent things you plug into the wall. Only this 'plugs' into your armpits."
I know, I know, I typically do all of that with the normal Original Scent which is swagger enough for me. But this time, even in my haste, I saw that it advertised as the "scent of confidence," and well, that sells itself, right? All that to say, if confidence smells like Vicks vapor rub menthol and eucalyptus - well then, call me confident and be warned not to buy this one. Perhaps also make the time to take a wafting of untested underarm lasers even when you're in a hurry.
I know. I'm a wealth of unimportant knowledge lately...
and now for one of my favorite commercials:
4 comments:
Ray wears unscented Secret deodorant. He says it's "strong enough for a woman but made for Ray."
ok, ew.
vicks vapo rub?
sick.
yeah.. you'd be better off going au naturale than smelling like vicks vapo rub and menthol. :)
Is he strong enough to buy it for himself, or do you buy it for him?
Oh, come now, I must buy it for him - he's not THAT strong! :)
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